McDonald's

While queuing at McDonald's, one man walk right to the front of my line and .......

The Man: Excuse, me can you let me order first. My son is in the car. I will be very fast.

1st in line guy: No. You have to wait for your turn.

The Man: Very fast one. My son is in the car crying and I have to double park. Neh...(pointing to his car outside.)

The guy gave him the evil eyes, and continue to order his food. The man then left the McDonald's.

Bloody hell, you think only you nit to order fast fast and go huh!? Why cannot park your car nicely, bring your son and wait in line like any other civilised people. Dont use your son to panching kesian (fishing for sympathy). Very bad.

I salute the guy who didnt let the man jump queue. Good for you.

Got Summon

My wife told me that I should check whether I have traffic summon for both our cars. I said donnitlah. I drive according to the law, how to get summon one.

Want to turn right, I give right turn signal, want to turn left I give turn left signal. Never fail.

Never que jump one.

Always put seat belt.

See yellow light, I slow down. See red light I stop, and of course see green light I move lah.

See 80 drive below 80km/h, see 90 drive below 90km/h see 120 drive below 120km/h.

So why waste time.

But what to do, wife say must do lah.

So I go to Rilek to punch in our cars plate no. They call the website Rilek! But where can rilex, When you punch in your plate no. sure suspense one. "Got summon or not". Dont believe, you try n see.

When the results come out.......

Bloody hell. One car got summon for speeding, the other car no problem.

Really TULAN. Always follow law also kena. Next time I want to go fast fast, dont care about speed limit anymore.

But of course I wont do lah. After get more summon, how?

I am now RM150 poorer.

Really angry, but do know with who-myself, summon or the bugger who say I speed.

Door to Door Salesman

This morning in my shop while doing some work, one Malay man with big posters in his hands, walk in and greeted me

Salesman: Good morning sir. We hav veli special promosi for today

Angryman: No TQ Not Interested.

Salesman: Nevermind sir you listen and see first, and then you decide

Angryman: Not interested. You dont waste my time and I dont waste yours okay!!!?

Salesman: No sir this promosi veli special one. Only today 10 linggit. Normally outside sell 50 linggit one. You see sir this map very colourful one. Get one for your childrenlah.

Angryman: No children. Not interested. please go out.

Salesman: Aiyaah sir, no children nevermind, get one for your niece or nephew also can what.

Angryman: Oiii you tak boleh paham kah. Not interested. Tak minat. Dont understand huh? Pls go out.

Salesman: Aiyaah sir dont be angrylah. Dont wan mah say dont wanlah. Why so angry. Have a nice day.

Bloodyhell, from the start I said dont want alreadi what, still at the end want to sarcastic me. Some more say have a nice day. Want to have a nice day also spoiled by him alreadi what.

Maybe his "philosophy" in life is never take No for an answer. Maybe if he practise his "philosophy" earlier in his life he might not need to be a door to door salesman! Cibai.

Nearly Knock Down By Lorry

This morning, as my wife and I were walking towards our shop, this cibai lorry driver nearly hit us. You see, the lorry was stationary and the bastard was smoking in the lorry. So we just walk in front of the vehicle. How you know the stupid man suddenly start to move the lorry when we were right in front of it. He is either high on something, blind, stupid or plain asshole to move his lorry when there are two human walking right in front of him.

Of course we were shock, and show hand gesture (not the middle finger ok!?). Instead of apologizing, he started to shout and scold obscene words and show a lot of hand gestures..... terrible one......very obscene. WTF.

I really want shout back at him, but was stop by wife. Not worth it, she said. Ok...lah. Listen to my wife. But in the heart very angry one. What the hell, lesen kopi o ka?

But one thing WE learn...Not to walk in front of any vehicle if there is someone in the driver seat. You guys also take my advise ok!

Sports Academy in UK

Read the title also angry already. RM490 F.....ing Million!!!! Who pay? You and me loh. The taxpayer money can better be use other things like giving schlorship ah, better health care ah or if they want it for sports then they should build many badminton court, football field, orginize tournaments. They can do these in small town or in kampung. A lot people can use. they can start from young. Many talents also from kampung one. Zidane and Ronindilho both also from kampung one.

Why have to build so far away? Who can go and train? Maybe they send 100 sportsmen and women, and then they send 200 "official". In uk there cold cold can holiday. Who pay? You and me loh.

Donnit to send so far one. Atheletes must be more discipline, officials must be more organized and politicians dont kacau so much. True or not I say. Send so far but attitude dont change also no use.

Last time we and Korea can fight football. Some time they win sometime we win. Same class lah. But now they can go world cup semifinal, we..... asian region second round also can not reach. Shy lah. Last time we can name all our national footballers, Arrumugam, Soh Chin Aun, Santokh Singh, Mokhtar Dahari, Hasan Sani, James Wong. You see... 20 years alreadi still can remember their names. Now one name also cannot. No interest alreadi.

Why have to build so far. Malaysia alreadi got a lot of sport facilities they can use one what. It is not about the building, it is about the people. If the building very old but the people train very hard, sure can jalan one. Look at Kenya runners, where got big stadium for them, run around their kampung and mountain, with no shoe somemore. World record man!!!! We where got world record, kampung record got lah.

I tell you ah, RM490 million is a lot. That amount only for building the academy. Not yet add in money for flying people there, food for them to eat, daily allowance for training, electricity and water bills leh? Maintanince money. Every year sure spend millions. If can produce good athlethes also never mind. But from history a bit difficult, dont you think so? Other people, when go Olympic, their target is to get gold, but we, if beat our personal record also very happy alreadi....but most of thetime that one also cannot hit.

The more I think about it the more angry I get. Very geram.

You all angry or not.